Diarrhea

Kids know how to get what they need. Today, a hungry friend wanting to convince his teacher that he needed to eat early said, "I have diarrhea, so I need you to feed me pasta now!".


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I peed at da Pea

As we head out each morning to do farm chores, there is a last call to use the bathroom. We've noticed a trend as of late. Once out in the field, there is an unusual number of kiddos that suddenly have to go to the bathroom. The most convenient place is to walk the kids to Sassy Pea Market to use the store bathroom. We have figured out that the girls like to go to the store to look at the tutus and hairbows and the boys like to play with the wooden toys. Of course, everyone wants to go in and say hi to Tina and possibly sniff out a breakfast taco, cinnamon roll or eye up the organic lollipops. Either way, they eventually make it to the bathroom......hence the title--I peed at da Pea!

Ooooohhhhhhhhh, Nice!

We often hear some pretty funny things around school from the kiddos. Diaper changes are always particularly fun. Our friend, Jack, always enjoys a fresh diaper. Who doesn't? It's tradition for Jack to comment, "Ooohhh, nice!" after his diaper change. We always get a giggle out of Jack's expression. Glad you appreciate a clean bottom, Jack!

The (Play) Rat

Today a boy was hitting another boy with a toy rat. I heard myself saying, "put the rat down, walk awaaaaaaaay from the rat".

A New Category--Some Things a Fly on the Wall Might Hear at our School!

Our administrator on the phone with a parent whose child swallowed a foreign object a few days beforehand--reporting on the poop that two staff "went through":

"The poop was, uh, uneventful."


A teacher heading out to do the morning feeding with the children:

"There seems to be an abnormal number of chickens out."